Do you have a parent wth kids you would like to torture?
If so, here’s a story that explains why adults don’t get Easter candy.
Tell itto their children.
Ask the kiddies if they know why the Easter Bunny doesn’t bring candy to adults.
When their ears perk up give this answer:
“It’s because the adults sleep in and the Easter Pig comes and gets the candy.
“So you have to get up real early on Easter morning.”
