McHenry County Blog

OK.

Not a bad place to hide from the Republican Cat Tax Collectors.

You’re at the top of the stairs on the floor underneath the quilt collection.

But, I must warn you, Catkins.

Don’t face the stairs.

Don’t look at any Republican Cat Tax Collectors who come knocking and climb the stairs. Hide your eyes.

Those Republican Cat Tax Collectors might sense that you are staring at them and grab you right through the banister slats.

Just stay still and face the other direction.

I didn’t find you there until you stuck your head out over the stairway, remember?